Monday, July 26, 2010

Day 2 of 90: I am the Computerman

I am loved when I arrive, but no one wants to see.
I fix problems that no one created.
People love me, People hate to pay me.

I am the computer man!
That's what I am!

"My computer work",
"I need to work"
"I can't get on the network"
TRY TURNING IT ON!!!

I am the computer man!
That's what I am!

I got a virus,
No! I don't look at porn!
No! I don't open spam!
No! I don't have an Anti-virus!

That's what I hear!
That's what I fix!

I am the computer man!
That's what I am!

HD crashes, viruses, blue screen.
When was the last time you defragged your machine?

Get a book, take a class.
Learn something, don't be an ass!

I am the computer man!
That's what I am!

I am the computer man!

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